Mercedes-Benz
This page includes my tongue-in-cheek look the world of Mercedes-Benz.
My writings are in black. Plagiarized text is in maroon, sometimes highlighted by me in red.
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MB Humour Index on MBSPY: http://mbspy.bacosys.be/humour.htm
If you think your MB is too
wimpy looking, why not trade it in for this one? . . .
mstahnky-humor-Just
Plain Weird: http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Just%20Plain%20Weird/Monster%20Car%20Mercedes.jpg
Lest we get just a bit too hepped-up on the MB C32 AMG, let's consider a car that, instead of being able to go from 0 to 60 mph in 5.0 sec., can go from 2 to 4 (seats, that is) in a few seconds (and maybe 0 to 60 in 1 minute)? . . .
http://www.rinspeed.com/pages/press/pre-presto-fotos.htm Yes, it has a Mercedes engine. Not quite an AMG, though! Maybe I should order a 6-pack of these, in one Day-Glow color for each day of the week? This adds a whole new meaning to the term Kompressor, no?
NEW: Expandable natural gas Swiss car?!!? Goes from 2 to 4 seats! More info , at RINSPEED PRESTO: http://www.rinspeed.com/pages/press/pre-presto.htm Home page at: RINSPEED DESIGN HOMEPAGE: http://www.rinspeed.com
Here's how it works - click on the image -- and drag -- to expand the car. This is worth seeing!
See also: GERMAN CARS: http://www.serve.com/shea/auto.htm
For the younger driver, might we suggest a Mercedes m-class . . .
Source: Aha! Jokes Cartoons Training Wheels For Your Car: http://www.ahajokes.com/crt336.html
Once you have grown up, boys and girls, you could get that m changed to an M, and graduate to driving a Mercedes M-class . . .
M-Class Test Program: http://www.tcsoal.org/patrol/m-class.htm The Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office is honored to be partners with Mercedes Benz U.S. International, an outstanding corporate citizen in our county, for a high mileage endurance test of the new Mercedes-Benz "M-Class" sport utility vehicle. It has long been the custom of Mercedes-Benz to test the durability of their cars and systems by high endurance mileage testing, in this case by the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office. This high mileage test will help to ensure quality, verify correct design and functions, and develop valuable technical information for use by Mercedes-Benz engineers and technicians. The test period will begin in the fall of 1997.
Tuscaloosa County is approximately 1,340 square miles with over 3,000 road miles comprised of varying types and surfaces which will allow the Sheriff's Office to drive the two "M-Class" vehicles, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for approximately 150,000 miles per vehicle during a one year period. Since Tuscaloosa County is the home to Mercedes, continuous evaluations and monitoring will be conducted by Mercedes-Benz team members at the Vance, Alabama manufacturing plant . . .
Among the key features of the car to be tested are the following:
* Resistance of carpeting to spilled coffee.
* Ability of coffee-cup holders to withstand high-speed turns.
* Ability of the SUV to carry a dozen AK-47 assault weapons, 10,000 rounds of ammo, four cases of doughnuts, twelve large coffees (one for each of the following), and the following crew. And you thought that '4-on-the-floor' was only some kind of sales jargon? . . .
There is a graphic Mercedes-Benz joke in the following; however, you may have to wade through some groaners to find it! . . .
Chemical Humor: http://www.nku.edu/~russellk/G-html/chemhum.html
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